the war of the weeklies...

[saturn]

From People: "We're Engaged! Britney Spears and Kevin Federline talk about their whirlwind romance and plans to wed. 'I've found my happily ever after,' says Britney!" And "Ashley talks about Mary-Kate."

From US: "Saving Mary-Kate - The twins tearfully reunite as their dad describes his agonizing anorexia." It's an Olsen family exclusive. Plus! "Britney Prepares for Baby!"

From In Touch: "What Went Wrong - Mary-Kate's tragic health crisis - it's more serious than anyone thought!" And, "Britney and Kevin - Will it last?"

But the best is from Star: "Inside Mary-Kate Olsen's Rehab Battle: It's not Anorexia! It's Drugs! Her struggle with cocaine addiction! Her family's brave intervention! Is Ashley in trouble, too?" And don't forget Britney! "Britney's Baby Shocker! She'll marry in November, be pregnant by January!"


Oh the trash!

Looks like I'm set for weekend beach reading.