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saturn ([personal profile] saturn) wrote2003-01-24 12:30 pm

Important Safety Alert!

Be sure you lock your doors and windows at home!

A Detroit man was found dead in his home over the weekend.

Detectives at the scene found the man face down in his bathtub. The tub
had been filled with milk, sugar, and Cornflakes.

A banana was sticking out of his butt.

Police suspect a cereal killer.