sleep the dark night brings...

[saturn]

• HE'S HOME! I'd follow Pettitte anywhere but it's so much sweeter when he's in pinstripes on the mound at Yankee Stadium.
  
  
• New employee started today and it was a good start. Training is draining (Hee! I rhyme.) but it's worth it in the end and the three months with the vacancy gives me the drive to do it right.
  
  
• I will never be someone who walks around the gym locker room butt ass naked. I just don't get it. Yeah, we're all women. But you're putting your bare feet on those nasty floors and sitting your bare ass on the sweaty bench. The absolute worst, though, are the men in too tight bike shorts. Someone needs to tell them that covering your cock and balls with skin tight spandex is revolting.
  
  
• Serious things. Today, Iran opened a two-day conference exploring the validity of the Nazi Holocaust. It's an open forum to prove that the Nazi's actually exterminated 6 million Jews? Anyone who thinks that Iran is doing this to objectively explore the issue is fucking smoking crack and, forgive me for my inability to express this eloquently, but Iran an anti-semitic country that, among other things, works toward the elimination of Israel as a Jewish state and I call bullshit on the entire thing.
  
  
• But I'm not nearly as enraged as the above statement would lead you to believe. Well, about that I am. But not generally. Generally, I'm ready for a glass of wine and the most recent products of holiday fic exchanges.
  

ETA: In what universe are 6 croutons a serving?