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Starting today, I'm going to be a professional LJ'er/fan girl. Really, I am.
I will read and rec porn all day. I'm an equal opportunity kind of girl so I promise to venture away from JoeC and even seek out quality JoLa and Bassez and Lambs.
I'll get myself wireimage and getty accounts and search for new photos. You can steal my bandwidth when I post them. I don't care. Bandwidth is included in my salary.
I will find out all of the gossip. When there is none, I'll make it up. If I play my cards right, it's bound to come true eventually.
I will subscribe to all of the important magazines...J-14, US, etc. and procure myself a HQ scanner to share the pretty.
I will be accountable to no one.
And I will do all of this at my current salary. Which means I need someone to bankroll me. Any of you interested?
Just think of the return on your investment. It's a win-win situation.
I will read and rec porn all day. I'm an equal opportunity kind of girl so I promise to venture away from JoeC and even seek out quality JoLa and Bassez and Lambs.
I'll get myself wireimage and getty accounts and search for new photos. You can steal my bandwidth when I post them. I don't care. Bandwidth is included in my salary.
I will find out all of the gossip. When there is none, I'll make it up. If I play my cards right, it's bound to come true eventually.
I will subscribe to all of the important magazines...J-14, US, etc. and procure myself a HQ scanner to share the pretty.
I will be accountable to no one.
And I will do all of this at my current salary. Which means I need someone to bankroll me. Any of you interested?
Just think of the return on your investment. It's a win-win situation.
