i don't think i've got ten...

[saturn]

But here are seven characters I'd fuck in a heartbeat:

1) Aragorn (Viggo) LotR (Aragorn has turned my brain to mush.)
2) Paris of Troy (Orlando) Troy (That's who he plays, right? Because crap, he's hot.)
3) Sonny Corinthos (Maurise Benard) GH (Has there ever been a more shag worthy soap character? He makes me drool.)
4) Sam Seabourn (Rob Lowe) West Wing (Smart and sexy.)
5) Captain Picard (Patrick Stewart) ST:TNG (THERE.ARE.FOUR.LIGHTS!)
6) Lion-O (Um...Lion-O) Thundercats (Yes, he's a cartoon. But have you seen his legs and the way he uses that sword?)
7) Frank Hopkins (Viggo) Hidalgo (Dirty, rugged, handsome, and honorable.)

In the amusing column...from shamrock_kid:
The U.S. Department of Homeland Security website (http://www.ready.gov) includes visual guides with images that are so ambiguous they could mean anything.
Here are a few interpretations. Funny, funny shit.

So the week in FL is done and, remarkably, I accomplished what I needed to. It feels great.