I love Lance!!!

[saturn]

Really, I do.

I love Lance.

I want to pet him and kiss him and lick him and love him and send him back to Chris all safe and sound.

I even went to the CBS website and entered a comment squealing in excitement about Lance. Really. Because I want CBS to know how happy they made me tonight.

This was one hell of a treat.

Laaaaaaaance!

"I'm from Mississippi. We know how to grow 'em there. You can tell."