Nelly is a big fucking tease. I'll get to why in a minute but I had to get that off my chest. Dirrty bastard.

Tonight I saw Cash Money open for Nelly and they had everyone in the audience doing some weird ass "bird call" thing. Seriously. Maybe one of you can tell me what that shit was. Funny has all hell but way odd.

And did you know that they won't sell alcohol at the show? What's up with that?

So, Nelly comes on and he's adorable. He really worked the crowd and (hooray!) performed "Pimp Juice" and, of course, all his big hits. The place was going nuts for him. This one girl behind us with a big fucking mouth kept screaming, "Holla at me, Nelly! Holla! Holla!"

At one point, the masked St. Lunatic (I don't know his name) rose up from the center of the arena in a huge sneaker that floated above the audience and took him to the stage. I can imagine them all hanging out, high as shit, when one of them has this great idea- "Yo, Dirrty. In the show, I should, like, float over the audience in a giant sneaker."

Fat Joe came out as a surprised guest and performed two songs. The place went wild. We like surprises, you know. "Holla at me, Fat Joe! Holla! Holla!"

And then, after Nelly performed "Hot in Herre" and we couldn't scream any louder,

All of a sudden, Nelly busts into his opening part of "Girlfriend" everyone goes crazy. I'm seriously freaking out. So Nelly gets to the part where 'Nsync starts singing and says something like, "Now don't we need a guest to help out here?"

The doors at the back of the stage open...I start to hyperventalate...I'm sure it's Justin after that lead in...but it's Kelly Rowland.

It was fucking great to see her perform "Dilemma" with Nelly but after he teased me like that, I was kind of cranky. Kelly looked & sounded great but I would have been *much* more excited if I didn't think JRT was going to bust out with "Work It." Fuckers.

It was a great concert. I adore Nelly. But I have to tell him not to play with my emotions like that.
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